Game Jokes

What's a terrorist's favorite type of game?

An RPG

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What aspect of the game do women soccer players like most?

Getting that good D

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

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Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

Why was the Bears-Packers tie called off?

Only one side was game

What do you call a gaming double entendre?

A Ninutendo

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What do you call a girl gamer that always pirates her games??

A crack whore.

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What do you call a guy who's into beastiality?

Someone who really gets his head into the game.

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What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while?

The Game.

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.

What do you call a game of basketball between two Mexicans?

Juan on Juan.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

What is something we all lost?

The Game

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

What game do they choose?

They chose "Sorry!".

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

Who's the worst villain in more games than any other?

EA

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a women with one leg?

ilene

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

Contraceptive Jokes More Contraceptive Jokes

What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

Breakfast Food Jokes More Breakfast Food Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

A: QUACKer Oaths.

Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

Drones Jokes More Drones Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones