You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
The punchline is too long.
Punchline
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
Dead or Alive
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
