What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.