Dad Joke Jokes

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

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What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Jamaica Jokes More Jamaica Jokes

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.