What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.