What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

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Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.