What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

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Elf and safety

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Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry