What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.