Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
None, that's what students are for.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
Cause the system is broke, yo.
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
I don't know, I just click "submit"
I dunno, i just click submit
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
Backwards.
Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
