How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over?

Because it was... imbalanced.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.