What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

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How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.