What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

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How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.