What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

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What's a statistician's favorite form of art?

Data-ism

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

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What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.