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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A well educated Barista
Art.
Acting
It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.
Easel-y
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A large pizza can feed a family of 4
The arts student gets a mark for it.
Art
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I love you with all my art!"
A: A hobby horse.
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
art
Post-Imprussianist.
He calls it a work of art.
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.
A cup of yogurt.
Pneumonia Lisa
A plaque.
Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".
A tooter
Data-ism
People tell you."
Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.
The NBA
You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball
Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !
Who wants to know
Patty O'Furniture
Matt
The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.
You guys have no life!"
Incorrectly.
Because they speak English.
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
You can make soldiers out of toast!