The arts student gets a mark for it.
Some days the wind doesn't blow.
One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist
A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
A large pizza can feed a family of 4
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.
A boo-tie.
The Tie of the Igor.
Acting
You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.
Philip Hoffman's belt.
The dead cat has skid marks around it.