The arts student gets a mark for it.
Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.
Blowing Swallowing Gargeling
The dead baby can feed a family of four.
Open toad sandals !
A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)
Tie food
They use astro knots.
You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
There were too many truss problems.
You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.
Marked down!
Lycanthropee