The arts student gets a mark for it.
One's gotta pee.
A nun only serves one God.
A table can support itself
Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.
Boot Camp
The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.
Pretzalcoatl
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
There were too many truss problems.
You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.
The dead cat has skid marks around it.
Lycanthropee