What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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What's a foot long and slippery?

A Slipper. :D

What do you call banana shoes?

Slippers.

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

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How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

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What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"