How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

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What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

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Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.