How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Where will the Womens World Cup final be held?

Kitchen Stadium

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan

How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

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Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!