What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

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What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'