What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.