Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

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What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken