Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

3 Word Jokes More 3 Word Jokes

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken