Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most?

LEGALIZATION

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What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.