Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

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What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.