Fear Jokes

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

What's a redditors worst fear?

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most?

LEGALIZATION

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

What do you call a fear of deadly snakes?

Common sense.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

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Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

What's a Redditor's favorite color?

M'genta

Sum Jokes More Sum Jokes

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Verb Jokes More Verb Jokes

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

Prius Jokes More Prius Jokes

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius