Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.