Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ?

Osaka.

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Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.