What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

What do you call an aligator in a vest?

investigator

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!