What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do you call an aligator in a vest?

investigator

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What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.