What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis?

A ...

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What do you do for a frog with a belly ache?

Rubbit.

What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit"

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.