What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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What's red and green and spins round & round & round?

A frog in a blender.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.