What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.