Blender Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

How do you make a dog drink?

You put it in a blender.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

What goes?

green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

A: Rhesus Pieces.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

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What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

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Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.