Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog