What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.