What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

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How is she?

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.