What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song?

Whib It" by Devo.

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Why do black men smell bad?

Because prison showers aren't very good...

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger