What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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It has a Bernie smell.

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !