What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.