What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Kermit the frog's finger

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Between us, something smells!

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None of them like pork.

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What are green and smell like pork?

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