Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

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What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

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What do you call an exploding horse?

Neigh-Palm

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.