Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.