What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

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Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

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What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.