What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

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Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.