What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

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What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!