What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"