What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.