What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor