What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.