What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.