What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.