How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.