How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...