How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Previous Random Joke Next

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.