Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

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They are both over the counter strike

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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She heard he was in a few good men.

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She became salty.

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He knows a lot about black holes

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.