Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.
When your kid sleeps in between.
Because he might fiddle with your kids.
Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.
The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.
A millionheir.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
A flat minor
He dumped his girlfriend