Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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What is life like for a wood worm ?

Boring !

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

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What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Earring Jokes More Earring Jokes

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.