Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

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Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

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Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.