What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.