What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

What do Swedish people put in their coffee?

Artifical Swedeners

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.