What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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How'd you leave her?

Dead by the side of the road..."

What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

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What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

What do Swedish people put in their coffee?

Artifical Swedeners

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

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Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.