What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Who loses?

America.

Benefit Jokes More Benefit Jokes

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.