Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

What does a Mexican duck say?

GUACK

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.