Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What do you call a black man that summons the dead?

A Nergomancer

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Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

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What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.