You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D
Britney asked to be hit one more time..
If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
Taxi Vader
Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
Just wait and they'll tell you.
A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Obviously not the Family Doctor
Everywhere
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)
I'll tagalog!
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."
Fine brothers