Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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Whats Darth Vaders corrupt brothers name?

Taxi Vader

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers