Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

Well Jokes More Well Jokes

What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Sibling Jokes More Sibling Jokes

What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros