How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What do Polish arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.