Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

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What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!