Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich