What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?

A. Ihop

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !