What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast?

Ohmlettes

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.