What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's yours?

ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.