What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.