Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.