Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"