Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl?

Hey, wanna hang?

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.