Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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Why do we need to die?

chickens

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl?

Hey, wanna hang?

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.