Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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Why are chickens racist?

They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

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Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl?

Hey, wanna hang?