Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.