Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.