Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.