Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.