What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

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How now! a rat?

stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.