Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.