Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !